We're guessing it goes without saying, but the internet can be a pretty wacky place. Don't believe us? Go type "cat videos" into YouTube and report back to us. But for all the bizarre stuff that we stumble upon here at Lithia Chrysler Jeep Dodge of Grants Pass, every once in a while we find something that we just have to share with everybody. And while we don't expect it to join the ranks of our new and used cars anytime soon, wait until you hear about one very special 1984 Dodge Colt Turbo.

Just recently, an eBay user who goes by the name "bumpercarguy" went and put his 1984 Dodge Colt Turbo up for auction. On any other day, this wouldn't be newsworthy, but as it just so happens, this 1984 Dodge Colt Turbo has been crafted into a bumper car.

No, that's not a typo. Yes, it's as cool as it sounds.

According to the posting, everything about this car is still in working order. The body is molded out of a single piece of fiberglass, it boasts a candy red paint job to match and also has A/C, despite not having a roof or doors. And if you really like playing bumper cars, so much so that you could do it for hours on end, then you'll be happy to find that it also gets 34 mpg.

Still not sure if this thing is street legal or if it should stick to its home at the carnival, but if this is all coming as music to your ears, then you better sit down before your bidding war begins. We hate to say it, but after 28 bids, one lucky driver was able to pick up this custom beauty for a cool $2,938. A steal if you ask us and we can only hope that it's not the only one out there.

So if you'd like to heal your sorrows with a nice, soothing spin in a 2013 Dodge Challanger, your test drive awaits you at our dealership here in Grants Pass, OR. Because in times like these, we all need somebody to lean on.